This whole saga unfolded at the Ashland ABC Store in Hanover County. Our little furry friend, a seasoned raccoon, wasn’t just walking through the front door; it busted through a ceiling tile over the weekend, making quite the dramatic entrance, according to the Associated Press.
Once inside, this wasn’t just a quick browse. The bandit went straight for the good stuff, knocking bottles of scotch and whiskey off the shelves. Glass and expensive spirits were everywhere, creating a luxurious if chaotic, puddle.
And what’s a party without a little libation? The thirsty critter helped itself, getting so utterly soused that it eventually stumbled into the bathroom. There, by the porcelain throne, it finally passed out for a much-needed snooze. And for the record? No messy aftermath – just a peaceful, if drunken, sleep.
The next morning, a store employee arrived and found the uninvited, still-snoozing guest. Imagine that Saturday morning surprise!
Hanover County Animal Protection & Shelter was called to the scene. They gently scooped up the boozy bandit, gave it some time to sober up, and then released it back into the wild. What a story to tell its grandkids!
