Whew. For reasons only known to him, Donald Trump has been going extra hard lately, working overtime to convince the public he’s healthy enough to run the country again.
His latest move? Hitting up Truth Social on Friday to give everyone an update on his health tests and doctor’s visit. According to Donald Trump, everything’s just fine. He proudly declared, “The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in ‘PERFECT HEALTH,’ and that I ‘ACED’ (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination, something which no other President, or previous Vice President, was willing to take.”
But he didn’t stop there.
Trump went on to say he believes anyone running for President or Vice President should be “mandatorily forced to take a strong, meaningful, and proven Cognitive Examination.” His reasoning? “Our great Country cannot be run by “STUPID” or INCOMPETENT PEOPLE! President DJT,” he declared.
More On Donald Trump’s Health
This Truth Social declaration followed closely on the heels of a Wall Street Journal interview where Trump addressed other health concerns. Remember those bruised hands last year? Or the times folks swore he was nodding off during public events?
Regarding his hands, Trump put the blame on aspirin. He explained, “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
And those alleged public naps? Trump says we’ve got it all wrong.
“I’ve never been a big sleeper,” he stated. What might look like dozing off is, to him, just a “brief moment of calm.” He added, “I’ll just close. It’s very relaxing to me,” suggesting photographers sometimes catch him mid-blink.
At the end of the day, Trump is sticking by his doctors and their “perfect health” assessment. Whether the public is buying what he’s selling, well, that’s a whole different conversation for another day.
